Category: politics blow job
07/13/07 09:02 - ID#40101
To Be Fair
I told (e:Joshua) that I would be just as giddy when a democrat got caught in a super awesome homoerotic sex scandal. Of course, I didn't find this one to be as hilarious as the last one, but just sad. Here it goes
Roger Fisher is on the Parke County Council in Indiana and has a decade long career in local politics there. Well, the creepy bastard was caught in a seedy motel room with hydrocordone for which he had no prescription. And what could be hiding in the bathroom as police knocked on his door? Why a naked, sobbing, 15-year old!
How would your 15 year old self like to wake up tied up next to this?
So, take that democrats!
I wonder if he too likes water sports?
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Category: politics blow job
07/11/07 09:47 - ID#40063
The Funniest Story Ever Told
Yet another congressman from Florida was caught in a homoerotic sex scandal that will make your eyes water. Granted, it is just a state representative, not a US representative, but still, it is hilarious. It is rep. Bob Allen (R-Merret Island) of Florida... Florida, what do they put in the water down there?
Apparently rep. Allen was in a public bathroom and solicited an undercover cop, offering to give him a blow job for $20. Yup, you folks in Merret Island have rep. who moonlights as a $20 hooker. He is being arraigned sometime tonight.
Allen is married and has a kid and says the whole thing is a big misunderstanding. Hm, he must be refering to his marriage.
Marvelous, couldn't possibly get better than a Republican politician offering a $20 blow job to an undercover cop behind the backs of his wife and kid, right?
Oh, it gets so much better.
Check out his MySpace-esq profile on the Florida House of Representatives page.
Look at his recreational Interests at the bottom of the page. And if you are too lazy to click that link then I wont give you the punch line. It is just too funny of a treasure to give, but to simply point the way.
Good night, and save those pennies for you congressman.
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